A question for @Accycyclist.

[slowmotion]

I'm thinking of re-branding myself and need advice from a style guru. I was idly considering the Skid-Row chic look of Steve Bannon.

What to you reckon Accy? It it a good look?

 

[Drago]

Looks like a fat late 80s George Michael..

 

[slowmotion]

Looks like a fat late 80s George Michael..

The style is deceptive. I suspect that maintaining a Tarzan hair cut and Bowery Bum stubble is actually quite expensive, as are the shirts. I suppose I could try a low budget version by accessorising with a can of Kestral 9% super lager jammed in my pudgy paw.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Looks like a fat late 80s George Michael..

My first thoughts were has 1980's 'heart throb' singer Paul Young let himself go! 🤔

 

[Accy cyclist]

The style is deceptive. I suspect that maintaining a Tarzan hair cut and Bowery Bum stubble is actually quite expensive, as are the shirts. I suppose I could try a low budget version by accessorising with a can of Kestral 9% super lager jammed in my pudgy paw.

I see loads like that around here, as I suspect most do in their towns. Maybe they have skillfully developed the look and it's me who's getting it all wrong.

 

[raleighnut]

I see loads like that around here, as I suspect most do in their towns. Maybe they have skillfully developed the look and it's me who's getting it all wrong.

Some of us have been 'rockin' that look for decades, trick is everything has to be 'top-end/designer but worn out and with holes apart from jeans which should be faded but any 'worn out' areas carefully patched and reasonably tight/straightleg unless you don't have cyclists legs/bum when baggy ones hide a multitude.
Footwear- either suede 'desert' boots/hush puppies or Converse baseball boots (pref Red or Blue) suitably worn/scuffed and with a quick change out of the sweatshirt/jumper/ fleece into a 'band' T shirt and a bike leather jacket you look like one of the Ramones

 

[slowmotion]

Some of us have been 'rockin' that look for decades, trick is everything has to be 'top-end/designer but worn out and with holes apart from jeans which should be faded but any 'worn out' areas carefully patched and reasonably tight/straightleg unless you don't have cyclists legs/bum when baggy ones hide a multitude.
Footwear- either suede 'desert' boots/hush puppies or Converse baseball boots (pref Red or Blue) suitably worn/scuffed and with a quick change out of the sweatshirt/jumper/ fleece into a 'band' T shirt and a bike leather jacket you look like one of the Ramones

Oh Master! I worship at your feet.

BTW, can I still keep my can of 9% super lager?

 

[raleighnut]

Oh Master! I worship at your feet.

BTW, can I still keep my can of 9% super lager?

Oh yes just pour it into a glass...........................one must have some standards.

 

[Dirk]

I'm thinking of re-branding myself and need advice from a style guru. I was idly considering the Skid-Row chic look of Steve Bannon.

What to you reckon Accy? It it a good look?

Have you got an orange jump suit?

 

[Drago]

Have you got an orange jump suit?

And an empty bank account.

 

[Cycleops]

My first thoughts were has 1980's 'heart throb' singer Paul Young let himself go! 🤔

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Paul is 68 now.



Do you think you could pull this off @slowmotion ?

 

[slowmotion]

Paul is 68 now.

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Do you think you could pull this off @slowmotion ?

With that mullet, I'm not sure I would want to.

 

[Drago]

The danger is that if you look like Paul Young then Gino D'acampo will nip round and burgle your house.

 

[slowmotion]

Have you got an orange jump suit?

Alas, I believe prison attire is crafted from artificial fibres. They play havoc with my sensitive skin.

 

[Drago]

Alas, I believe prison attire is crafted from artificial fibres. They play havoc with my sensitive skin.

So would Bubba!