A Quick Words

[spen666]

velocity

 

[wafflycat]

Isn't that a quick word as opposed to a quick words?

 

[spen666]

Isn't that a quick word as opposed to a quick words?

 

[mosschops2]

Reminds me of an old bad joke (and it's not even Friday) - Why is milk the fastest drink in the world???

 

[hairyhippy]

Ariba.

Underlay.

 

[Tim Bennet.]

And why is velocity necessarily quick?

Accurate scientific measurement would establish that I always maintain some forward velocity when cycling up a hill, but sometimes it's not quick.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rippity-doo-dah, that's shiftin' it.

 

[Yorkshireman]

Alacrity.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Explosive diarrhoea, that's pretty fast.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Premature ejaculation, that's just as quick.

 

[Yorkshireman]

Projectile vomit doesn't exactly hang about ('till it's landed)

 

[wafflycat]

Isn't that a quick word as opposed to a quick words?

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[alecstilleyedye]

the fastest cake in the world? scone.

(you have to pronounce scone correctly for that to work. if you rhyme scone with stone, you're a) wrong and not likely to get the joke).

 

[Mr Phoebus]

the fastest cake in the world? scone.

(you have to pronounce scone correctly for that to work. if you rhyme scone with stone, you're a) wrong and not likely to get the joke).

Goodies, goody, goody yum-yum.

 

[Keith Oates]

Premature ejaculation, that's just as quick.

Does that mean you've finished before you even started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!