A Quick Words

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by spen666, 21 Aug 2007.

  1. spen666

    spen666 Guru

  2. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    middle of Norfolk
    Isn't that a quick word as opposed to a quick words?
  3. OP

    spen666 Guru

  4. mosschops2

    mosschops2 New Member

    Reminds me of an old bad joke (and it's not even Friday) - Why is milk the fastest drink in the world???
  5. hairyhippy

    hairyhippy Senior Member


  6. Tim Bennet.

    Tim Bennet. Entirely Average Member

    S of Kendal
    And why is velocity necessarily quick?

    Accurate scientific measurement would establish that I always maintain some forward velocity when cycling up a hill, but sometimes it's not quick.
  7. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Rippity-doo-dah, that's shiftin' it.
  8. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman New Member

  9. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Explosive diarrhoea, that's pretty fast.
  10. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Premature ejaculation, that's just as quick.
  11. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman New Member

    Projectile vomit doesn't exactly hang about ('till it's landed) :blush:
  12. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    middle of Norfolk

  13. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    the fastest cake in the world? scone.

    (you have to pronounce scone correctly for that to work. if you rhyme scone with stone, you're a) wrong and :blush: not likely to get the joke).
  14. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Goodies, goody, goody yum-yum.
  15. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    Does that mean you've finished before you even started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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