A rather weird request, I admit....

[Pigo]

Have you got any high heels, pigo?

Being of the female variety I do occasionally have to replace the spd's or work boots with high heels, & even a dress at times!!
I invariably end up barefoot within 15 mins as I'm not good in them!

 

[Pigo]

I feel a stag do coming on. In a few weeks we're giving a good mate of mine the grand tour of Leics and Rutland. We will all be in cowboy outfits, except for him, we've sourced one of these in size 18+ http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KnqDXQsdwL0/TMhlDeRzaaI/AAAAAAAACIs/f4LOGfL90SI/s1600/hallindian.jpg

Thats classic!! I bet he'll be over the moon with that idea

 

[biggs682]

is this your way of coming out ??

 

[BigonaBianchi]

you can borrow mine as long as it's not on a weekend

 

[Fnaar]

Try charity shops? Or the bins out the back of Mrs Fat Bast@rd. Or write to Miranda Hart.

 

[MontyVeda]

...
Come on......there must be a few cross dressers or TV's amongst you???

There's got to be something behind all this leg shaving!