A silly game

[Speicher]

m i ruight in thingkin g that you chuffers me okl frend have beern iunjoying yourself with a god vintage tonigtrs?

Me , i dranjl most of a nice bottle of domaine dce dchANTELLE 2006 A COUJPLE of nitwes ago but my typweoing wasnr as bard as tyhiews

This what you mean?

Wot doo u meen bye thit?

 

[Pete]

I think Chuffy is trying to get us to all type as if we were wearing virtual boxing gloves, with no backspacing or re-typing allowed. I just typed all this without using the backspace key once.

Oops! Forgot to don the virtual boxing gloves. Let's have another try:

[BOXING GLOVES ON]i thinkg churwety is trying to get usa all too tupw as i g wer werwe wewerwer vurgtuuw vixihntg glu ces wot no backspacing allowed ior just tyewpde all fdso fothis withoug sauseid the bakrepsapced keyw oncew
[/BOXING GLOVES OFF]

Phew!

 

[Speicher]

Weel, yusm I kneu thit, btu yuu tryped in propre enlsisgh, and en teh sshporit of thi gam, propre engleesh snit alloud.

 

[Speicher]

Ifthinkn it as tim i wsa inn bedd.

"tym forr baed as Bizzerdee wold sae", Bidderzee wsa in ttha Gamic Boundarout, as wsa Trudiermin and Doggaull.

Im sur tht Dr1nkaT wold be albe to spel th musik fur yuo.
Goode nit

SP aer smiilieses aloudd en fis gaem?

 

[mickle]

blodyydhell thiks mightbbe ye worst bthread ever .

 

[TheDoctor]

ok, I'll give this a go. uI've just got in from ther pubs - I had two pints in the first one, and some nuclear brown abs a shot of Jamesone in the second.

OMFG. It's not as easy as all that...

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

seriously, it is i never realised how much i must backspace and trya nt dort things out thar i type . this is kinda aool thoufh. Cool but damn thatsd rthe wrong word. Oh well screw thiz im outta here.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Right. Let me habe a go. Crikey, it's net as wasy as it looks is it? I always thought I as a reasonably good typist, but it appears I was wrong.

 

[got-to-get-fit]

you sare all fuookin rubish this is easy peasey .....how casn you not type accuratley . p[sck of morons !!!

 

[Dayvo]

om disleksik. mot eesy wivaht me diklesik philta trumslater fingy!

 

[Keith Oates]

I never make mistakeds I tell lies instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

to wrr is human jeith

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Indeed. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. She sels sea shells on the sea shore. Red lorry yellow lorry. (That is even quitre difficult to type!).

Hmmmm ... bvetter, byut still not good enough.

 

[Landslide]

Surely this can't ba ell that difficult?

Oh.