Landslide
Rare Migrant
- Location
- Called to the bar
Davywalnuts said:Least they didnt stick it to his head...
spandex said:That is better than one of my friends when he found out that his mrs was seeing some one else. He got a condom opened it covered the out side with the hottest chill paste he could find I think it was around £35 - £40 and then rolled it back up and put it back in the packet. That night after a lovely night out (drink, dinner, movie) they head home....
They are getting down to it and he pulls out the condom...
She ends up in A+E for two hours being washed out
He told me he was going to do this the day before and I was thinking he was joking until he phones me up saying the Po Po have him down the nick
spandex said:That is better than one of my friends when he found out that his mrs was seeing some one else. He got a condom opened it covered the out side with the hottest chill paste he could find I think it was around £35 - £40 and then rolled it back up and put it back in the packet. That night after a lovely night out (drink, dinner, movie) they head home....
They are getting down to it and he pulls out the condom...
She ends up in A+E for two hours being washed out
He told me he was going to do this the day before and I was thinking he was joking until he phones me up saying the Po Po have him down the nick