A tricky situation, what would you do?

[Nigel-YZ1]

Just tell them you enjoy the freedom of having it off with anyone you want.

 

[raleighnut]

Just tell them you enjoy the freedom of having it off with anyone you want.

Got to be the winner.

 

[Fnaar]

Say "I'm not allowed to be alone with people. Nor am I allowed sharp things. Can you pass me that fork, please?"

 

[Vapin' Joe]

"Fancy a threesome"? should shut them up.

 

[Saluki]

Really need to know how it goes, once your Mum's birthday is over

 

[Markymark]

Depending on the number there, if there were say 30 women. I'd expect to be able to pull at least 25 of them and probably turn down maybe 10 offers of sex (as I'm now happily married).

Just don't turn any offers down and keep nipping off with them. It'll probably shut the busy-bodies up.

 

[uphillstruggler]

Tell them your waiting for one of them to pop their clogs so you can goose the other. Let them decide which one they think you fancy.

 

[TVC]

There is the nasty answer 'I would rather be single than in a relationship where my partner is cheating on me' then look them both in the eye in turn before walking away.

 

[LocalLad]

How about "you not married yet?"

Answer with "No, I'm not. Anyway, enough about me, how's your sex life?" Turn to the husband and say "I haven't seen you in the swingers club for a bit"

...of course, just man up, bite your tongue and make sure your mum had a great day

 

[speccy1]

Really need to know how it goes, once your Mum's birthday is over

Absolutely I will

 

[speccy1]

Cheers everybody for your suggestions, I have been in stitches reading them, I`m going to be chuckling right the way through Sunday evening now while I`m munching burgers and waiting for the wise comments to start!!

 

[HF2300]

I wouldn't say that, just respond with: "You still married then?".

Don't respond with it, just say it as soon as you see them.

 

[Bollo]

Busybody: "Are you not married yet?"
Speccy: "Satan forbids it!"

 

[Mrs bean]

Bugger all to do with anyone. If your happy as you are then carry on.
a quiet but very firm word is needed. When you've had that word, just smile and walk away, that will really hack them off, enjoy your mums birthday and don't let anyone spoil it for you or your mum

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Just out of interest, why are you not married yet?

It's about time, you know...