A truly horrible day

[TVC]

Sting has announced that he is to play the first show at the Bataclan in Paris. There is a joke doing the rounds, too sick to repeat here, but I bet you can make it up for yourself if you haven't heard it.

 

[slowmotion]

Tantric yoga has a lot to answer for. Oh well, I suppose he hasn't stripped off for the publicity shot.

 

[Drago]

There are few human beings I've ever looked up to, Sting is one of them, Dave Stewart and Jeff Buckley are the other two.

I'm guessing you're quite short then?

 

[Dayvo]

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse:

Blimey, times must be hard: PC trying to save money by not using a photographer and taking a selfie for the album cover.

 

[Tin Pot]

I'm guessing you're quite short then?

I've only met Jeff but he was on stage at the time.

 

[marknotgeorge]

Reg sent me what I thought was a tax rebate, so I opened it. Unfortunately, it was another picture of your piles he'd hacked off your phone camera. In one corner, I can see what looks like the inside of a sleeping bag, and in another, what looks like the outside of HMV.

Busted!