A very large insect....

[Globalti]

...has just flown in through my window and exploded... I think it was a jihadi long legs.


And guess what? I've just come back from a trip to Africa and I can't stop gambling. I think I've caught tombola.

 

[jhawk]

Oh dear...

 

[IDMark2]

..you have to be more careful with insects, I just stirred a Hornets nest, they nicked my spoon.

 

[ayceejay]

A friend of mine has recently returned from a tour of France with frogs legs.

 

[Beebo]

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[Accy cyclist]

Those er hum! "Jokes" are the type used by non funny man Tim Vine.

 

[0lonerider]

tryed frogs legs once! they kept kickin the peas off the plate

 

[classic33]

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