AAAaaaaaggggghhhhh.... Chilli on my willy...

[TVC]

I gather that a Mini Milk ice lolly is also quite soothing....

I saw that DVD as well

 

[dudi]

ooh, feel your pain!

Done it myself several times - as others have said, contact lenses are also a pain... wuite literally.

 

[Cubist]

I gather that a Mini Milk ice lolly is also quite soothing....

 

[gary r]

DEEP HEAT !

 

[ChrisKH]

I saw Mrs KH brush her teeth with pile cream once. It was in her defence in a tube just like the toothpaste.

I didn't kiss her for a while as you can imagine.

 

[goo_mason]

DEEP HEAT !

When I was in my teens and played rugby, it was common practise to lather your legs in Deep Heat, Ralgex or Sloan's Linament before going out to play in the freezing winter months. Unfortunately, many of the guys use to like sticking a hand down their shorts and cupping themselves for some unknown reason (probably to try and warm those bits up too).... and then the screaming would start.

No idea why they never thought of washing their hands after applying the stuff; I certainly did. They'd just wipe their hands down the sides of their shorts and head out, much to their regret later.

 

[Beardie]

Chilli is Gods way of stopping cooks masturbating.

I wondered what made most TV chefs so worked up and angry.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I wondered what made most TV chefs so worked up and angry.

Ramsey's obviously gagging for a Ham Shank then...