Aaahhh Condor!

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nilling

Über Member
Location
Preston, UK
Whilst cycling through the park this morning I saw cyclist off his bike. Not wishing to defy the cycling laws of karma I asked if he was ok. It was when he turned around I realised why he had stopped - he was re-lighting his pipe!

Aaahhh Condor! Spent the rest of the trip trying to remember their TV ads ;)
 

Halloway

New Member
Location
Beverley
Nice to see a gentleman enjoying a rough shag.

(copyright Stephen Fry, probably)
 

Maz

Guru
nilling said:
Aaahhh Condor! Spent the rest of the trip trying to remember their TV ads ;)
You've just awaken some dim and distant synapse in my brain about that tag-line. It was a cigar advert, right? Still a bit hazy...
 

rootes

Senior Member
always think it funny when you see people smoking whilst riding re health issues ..

but also it doesn't half make your fag burn quickly!
 

hackbike 6

New Member
Sod that.I've found it hard enough this week without the cigs.
 

goo_mason

Champion barbed-wire hurdler
Location
Leith, Edinburgh
As a teen I worked for a local company called Condor Self Drive - the owner named it after the pipe tobacco as he smoked a pipe constantly.

Used to enjoy winding up the customers by answering the phone by quickly saying, "Hello ? Condom Sex Drive - can I help you ?" ;)
 

palinurus

Velo, boulot, dodo
Location
Watford
I saw a great photo the other day of some guy- possibly on a trike- smoking a pipe during a time-trial (presumably a 12 or 24 hour, I can't imagine anyone doing that in a 10). I'll see if I can find it later.
 

Maz

Guru
goo_mason said:
As a teen I worked for a local company called Condor Self Drive - the owner named it after the pipe tobacco as he smoked a pipe constantly.

Used to enjoy winding up the customers by answering the phone by quickly saying, "Hello ? Condom Sex Drive - can I help you ?" ;)
:wacko:
Did they ever realise what it was you actually said?
 

goo_mason

Champion barbed-wire hurdler
Location
Leith, Edinburgh
Maz said:
:tongue:
Did they ever realise what it was you actually said?

Never ! I reckon it was one of those psychological effects where they're expecting to hear something said, and so long as it's not radically different-sounding (or too phonologically divergent), they'll hear it as "Condor Self Drive" - and if they thought they heard something different, they'll convince themselves that they didn't.
 

Maz

Guru
goo_mason said:
Never ! I reckon it was one of those psychological effects where they're expecting to hear something said, and so long as it's not radically different-sounding (or too phonologically divergent), they'll hear it as "Condor Self Drive" - and if they thought they heard something different, they'll convince themselves that they didn't.
A bit like the P-O-L-I-T-E hi-viz!
 

Keith Oates

Janner
Location
Penarth, Wales
Maz said:
You've just awaken some dim and distant synapse in my brain about that tag-line. It was a cigar advert, right? Still a bit hazy...


This was an old cigar advert line "Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet" don't know if it's the one you were thinking of though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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