Absent-minded is not the word ....

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XmisterIS

Purveyor of fine nonsense
A little earlier, I prepared myself an early lunch, cooked it, put it on the plate and, while thinking about something else, put the whole lot directly into the rubbish bin, including the plate. :biggrin:

I am now cooking myself lunch. Again! :smile:
 

buddha

Veteran
Welcome to the club. I gave my cat muesli for breakfast this morning.
 

bobg

Über Member
XmisterIS said:
A thai green curry, prepared from scratch, was what went in the bin. :laugh:

Second time round, I had time to make a poached egg on toast. :laugh:

Disaster!!!

Last week I rode my bike to the Post Office, walked home and wondered where it was the following day Yesterday I drove to the barbers and walked about 1/2 mile past it while jangling they keys in my hand :angry:
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Speicher said:
What did you give your cat, Muesli, for breakfast?

D'oh ... oh yes, I will read that again.:angry:

I thought it was a funny name for a cat.

I called my cat Hovis.
 

tyred

Legendary Member
Location
Ireland
bobg said:
Disaster!!!

Last week I rode my bike to the Post Office, walked home and wondered where it was the following day Yesterday I drove to the barbers and walked about 1/2 mile past it while jangling they keys in my hand :smile:

I know a woman who reported her car stolen because it wasn't where she thought she'd parked it.
 
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