Accy's next adventure

[Drago]

We all love reading about Accy's jolly japes. Keeps the hordes at CC entertained no end. However, one must ask what he will be getting up to next?

Discuss.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Well i have thought about using my old window cleaning ladder to rescue my mutt today. Mrs evil Accy has locked him in the house till she's home at 6 o clock this evening. That is so unfair! It's bin collection day,so my ladders aren't chained to the wheelie bin,meaning i can climb over the back wall and use my ladders to climb through the bedroom window. The only thing is, i'd have to climb back out with him under my arm. What do you think? Another broken hip,being reported to the police by a neighbour who thinks someone's breaking in, or the ladder blows over when i've made it into the house,locking me in till Mrs Accy comes home. Anything could happen!!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Are you related to Tania Head by any chance?

Er,i think that could belong on here if it's rude?
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/my-favourite-anagrams.222703/#post-4925347

 

[Bollo]

"Using roadkill to make a stew"

I know I've had my fallings out with @Racing roadkill but I wouldn't want to see him casseroled!

But if he was, it'd be the most awesome stew ever.

 

[biggs682]

Well I heard that @Accy cyclist was being linked with a premier league club , to test their next away strip for how suitable it would be for all the armchair supporters they attract .

However the biggest hurdle is to find a pair of matching Y fronts

 

[Dirk]

Are you related to Tania Head by any chance?

Nah......her brother Richard.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Accy tests his new one-person safety car

 

[Drago]

I always pictured Accy hurtling out of control downhill in a bath.

 

[screenman]

I heard he was bringing out a single.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I heard he was bringing out a single.

I have thought about doing a cover version of the Ivor Biggun song i mentioned earlier.

 

[Mugshot]

I disagree with all of the starting premises.

I'm inclined to agree. Accy appears to be viewed by a number here as being some sort of mischevious eccentric, whereas his postings have shown him to be a racist with unsavoury views about the disabled and those in receipt of benefits.

 

[Cheddar George]

I'm inclined to agree. Accy appears to be viewed by a number here as being some sort of mischevious eccentric, whereas his postings have shown him to be a racist with unsavoury views about the disabled and those in receipt of benefits.

He assumes a forum persona to entertain himself, unfortunately we cannot know if his nastier traits are his own or just basic trolling.

 

[Mugshot]

[QUOTE 4925598, member: 76"]And while holding these views of course he is declaring himself disabled and claiming benefits and living in sheltered accommodation for less able people

I didn't realise he actually had a statue in his honour in Trafalgar Square

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Yes, the irony hadn't been lost on me, I just couldn't be bothered adding hypocrite to the list.

 

[Drago]

I'm inclined to agree. Accy appears to be viewed by a number here as being some sort of mischevious eccentric, whereas his postings have shown him to be a racist with unsavoury views about the disabled and those in receipt of benefits.

Accy is Boris Johnson!!!

 

[Mugshot]

He assumes a forum persona to entertain himself, unfortunately we cannot know if his nastier traits are his own or just basic trolling.

Personally the difference in the language used is enough to tell me which is which. I'm not quite sure I care what the difference is between someone trolling as a racist and a racist either.