Advantages of dieting/vigourous exercise

[ComedyPilot]

When you lose a few pounds round your tummy, your......ahem.......todger gets longer!!!!!







[realises mods will be along soon]

 

[Noodley]

But have no energy left to make use of it.....

 

[ComedyPilot]

But have no energy left to make use of it.....

Zzzzz...........zzzzzzz.........zzzzz, uh, huh.....what's that?


No, I'm fine, really............ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Trumpettom001]

Since I'm young and innocent, someone's going to have to explain what the word todger means... (kills thread)

 

[Dayvo]

When you lose a few pounds round your tummy, your......ahem.......todger gets longer!!!!!

So does tying a cord to it and tie the other end round your ankle. And you still get to eat what you want!

Just make sure you don't go out wearing shorts!

 

[rich p]

Since I'm young and innocent, someone's going to have to explain what the word todger means... (kills thread)

It's an old comic strip from the Dandy - Roger the Todger

 

[Dayvo]

It's an old comic strip from the Dandy - Roger the Todger

No, it was The Beano.

 

[rich p]

No, it was The Beano.

Ah, it's a bit like Jeff Bridges and you, Dayvo - I could never remember which was which

...or was it Beau!!!

 

[ComedyPilot]

So does tying a cord to it and tie the other end round your ankle. And you still get to eat what you want!

Just make sure you don't go out wearing shorts!

I do that anyway, so I can find the end..?

 

[Dayvo]

Ah, it's a bit like Jeff Bridges and you, Dayvo - I could never remember which was which

...or was it Jeff!!!

That's my middle name!