Age

[Cush]

I will be away for a week from tomorrow and will miss this forum but just a thought before I go. Before I got the right to use my bus pass I used to curse cyclists who cut me up when I was driving through town. Now I am over 65 and back on the bike I like nothing better than to cut up motorists at traffic lights or pass them while they are stuck in jams, some of the looks they give me are a treat

There is one thing I want to do before I am much older. A young farm lad who sits as a passanger in a battered Range Rover reguarly gives me lip through the open window when he passes me. Sometimes I overtake him and give him the Hard Look but I would love to get a water pistol and give him a right eyefull through the window as I pass by SWMBO says if I ever do that she will divorce me, as she knows most of the farners who use the mart, maybe another reason to do it.

 

[Campfire]

When I get old I will wear purple, etc.

 

[Glow worm]

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Has anyone else read the OP and thought 'weirdo'?
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No, quite the opposite - I thought it quite an endearing post. And I'm not sure calling new folks on here 'weirdos' is really necessary?

 

[potsy]

No, quite the opposite - I thought it quite an endearing post. And I'm not sure calling new folks on here 'weirdos' is really necessary?

Joined January 08 so not exactly a newbie,but I get your point,I thought it was a good post.

 

[Glow worm]

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And where do I say that? Honestly, some people do need to read posts before they post about a post.
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Sigh. Yes whatever Lee. Yawn. Like most folks on here I'm not remotely interested in your strange little games.

 

[vernon]

When I get old I will wear purple, etc.

Why wait?

 

[snorri]

Blinkin' pensioners, nothing but trouble.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm a weirdo and proud thankyou very much!!

Anyway Cush, a water pistol is very sweet, I like the idea and is certainly better than an Airzound.
Not sure about deliberately cutting people up though, seeing as you don't want to get on the wrong side of a monkey in a tin can, do you?

 

[Saddle bum]

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Has anyone else read the OP and thought 'weirdo'?
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"Growing old is compulsory. Growing up is a matter of choice."

The TLs in Biggin Hill are a regular pause when I am out riding. I often have the opportunity to give a look of disdain at Nobby Numnuts in his Saxo or some poncy fat geeza in a Porsche. Don't arf wind 'em up.

 

[rich p]

I always wave smugly at the queues of cars on the M23 when I go over a bridge. Very childish and I don't suppose any of them even see me!

 

[taxing]

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Has anyone else read the OP and thought 'weirdo'?
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Only when it's been one of yours.

 

[Shaun]

You don't need a water pistol - just an extra water bottle ... they make great water pistols if you can get the timing right ...

Make sure you can make a clean get-away though ...

 

[Saddle bum]

You don't need a water pistol - just an extra water bottle ... they make great water pistols if you can get the timing right ...

Make sure you can make a clean get-away though ...

Better still if it full of energy drink, it goes very sticky and yuckie when it dries.

 

[Dayvo]

Good post, Cush! Hope you get to drench the prat before long!

BTW, not weird at all, just young at heart amd mischievous!

 

[joebingo]

Only when it's been one of yours.

Nice!

Many a time have I wanted to do much the same, Cush!