Sittingduck
Legendary Member
- Location
- Somewhere flat
35, recently. Old enough to know better - young enough to not give a monkies 


Last summer, someone asked me if I was enjoying the school holidays

23 here, in my prime fitness, kind of depressing that it is all downhill from here!
Are you a lollipop lady?![]()

Nope, no school connections![]()
A small boy asked me the other day if I was "a big kid or a grown up". I said that I was a grown up and he refused to believe me until I amended it to "a short grown up".
But it's ok, I've started going grey. Another few years and I'll look a decade or two older, not younger. Gah![]()
I'm 19... I started counting backwards once I hit 30![]()

Like others fitter than I was in my 20s.