Aggravating Sounds

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the_craig

Veteran
Location
Lanarkshire
There was a woman who used to work with me who used to be such a noisy eater. She would smack her lips as she chewed her food. Pretty sure everyone pulled her up for it and yet she never took the hint.

I eventually had to go for tea elsewhere.

:hyper:
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
Leaf blowers.
WTF.
 

Cuchilo

Prize winning member X2
Location
London
Dance music !
I thought next doors bangra was bad but at least they have some musical input rather than the same drone of a pretend bass line made up by a farkwitwannabemusician called a DJ .
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
My other colleague tuts regularly not to mention her language. Many a time her phone has rang, she tuts looks at the phone and snarls 'f**k off' and doesn't pick it up. Same with email, 'what the f**k is that about, is he/she having a pi**ing laugh or what' :angry:
 

Cuchilo

Prize winning member X2
Location
London
My other colleague tuts regularly not to mention her language. Many a time her phone has rang, she tuts looks at the phone and snarls 'f**k off' and doesn't pick it up. Same with email, 'what the f**k is that about, is he/she having a pi**ing laugh or what' :angry:
Potty mouth :tongue:
 

Cuchilo

Prize winning member X2
Location
London
Teletubbies. We'll actually, most kids programme where adults make baby like sounds. Constantly.
Turn the sound up and you have dance music with lyrics .
 

marknotgeorge

Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
Location
Derby.
Wind noise. I can't stand the sound of air rushing past an open window, probably because I'm one of those who struggles to separate sounds in noisy environments.
 

Brandane

Legendary Member
U2.. Which probably does fit the description "aggravating" rather than "annoying", just because it is ewe farking too.
 

tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
Harley Davidsons

The latest chav-mobile of choice around here seems to be Volkswagen Bora or Passat TDI fitted with straight-through exhausts and those stupid dump valve kits. What you have children is a dumpy family saloon car with stupid wide wheels and bodykit fitted with a tractor engine. It does not look or sound cool when you drive around town at night revving the nuts off it. My car has this wonderful device called a gearbox which allows me to keep up with the flow of traffic without having to drive foot to the board in second.

Noisy eaters. People who make a lot of noise with crisp/sweet packets at the theatre/pictures.

U2

Cliff Richard

The "busker" at the end of the street where I work who sits with an accordion playing the exact same 3 notes over and over again day in/day out.

People with badly adjusted rattling derailleur gears and/or rusty chain.
 
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