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I feel spoilt for choice!
Very good Crankarm, there's a word that perfectly describes people like you and it begins with T!
Tolerant.
Hmm.... now you mention it, there really are a load of words beginning with T that could fill that gap!
YES! It's been years since I've seen, or rather, heard anyone use one appropriately. Mostly they're used to show annoyance, say hello to a friend (which also ends up aggravating random people because it seems like they're 'having a go' at them) & finally I got sick to death of hearing "I'm here to pick you up toots" in my previous house at times as late at mid-night.
The last time I wanted to use a car horn I ended up slowing down to about 1mph as I had to think too long about which the button it was.
I don't know which button to press in a Alpha car as I've never driven one, let alone owned one.Aren't you supposed to be an advanced level driver which would mean you should know where the horn is on your Alpha car?
Which is the sensible way to do it. However every now & then a car manufacture decides that a thumb operated horn is better... which is great right up until you have 5 options per side to chose from. As a seldom used item one has to think about which button it is, also being thumb operated & near your hands they tend not to be that sensitive.I know exactly where my horn switch is - a huge area in the steering wheel boss. It's ultra sensitive so I usually use it when I least expect which first scares the bejasus out of me then I feel embarrassed.