Alan Shearers voice

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Ashtrayhead

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Thought I'd share this gem from the Daily Mash...


England to begin month-long struggle with Alan Shearer's accent
"In 2006 I'm pretty sure I heard him say 'horse flaps'," claims television watcher


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Flying_Monkey

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It's his struggle not to sit with his legs so far apart that you can see his tackle that I think most people will have noticed!
 

dellzeqq

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SW2
Flying_Monkey said:
It's his struggle not to sit with his legs so far apart that you can see his tackle that I think most people will have noticed!
as a former resident of Newcastle, surely you'll be aware that Shearer's testicles are two of the seven wonders of the world. He simply cannot get his legs any closer together!
 

Flying_Monkey

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dellzeqq said:
as a former resident of Newcastle, surely you'll be aware that Shearer's testicles are two of the seven wonders of the world. He simply cannot get his legs any closer together!

This is true.
 

dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
best pundit moment so far - Adebayor referring to Juan Runé

 
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