Allied Carpets

[threebikesmcginty]

You lot will be glad to know that Allied Carpets Retail Ltd has bought the collapsed Allied Carpets Limited

They weaved their way out of that one then

 

[TVC]

I heard that to drown their sorrows, the staff are going out for a night on the tiles, some of them might even try to get a shag. One thing's for certain, they're going to end up under the table.

 

[Will1985]

I think I can tack another pun on...Where has the magic gone?

 

[johnnyh]

some of these puns are a bit wooley and lack moral (carpet) fibers

 

[Will1985]

We are bombing this thread with puns.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Did the creditors have the wool pulled over their eyes?

There's a pattern forming with these posts.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Did the creditors have the wool pulled over their eyes?

There's a pattern forming with these posts.

I think you've hit the Nylon* the head.


* 40%, Pure Wool 60%

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Bet the directors did a 'runner' - they'd have had something put away for when it was stair-rodding.

 

[accountantpete]

Bet the directors did a 'runner' - they'd have had something put away for when it was stair-rodding.

Yeah - it was all Sex and Rugs and Rock and Roll with em.

 

[johnnyh]

this could 'roll' on and on... not 'tack'y at all

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Underlay underlay arribah!!!!!

 

[Lisa21]

+1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wafflycat]

Underlay underlay arribah!!!!!

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/lmao.gif

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

We're on a roll-end there's no stopping us!

 

[johnnyh]

I understand the company was nearly saved, when an 11th hour investor called to offer support... unfortunately, before a deal could be done on the phone, he got off-cut... errrr I mean cut off... IGMC again...