Allotment fights

[fossyant]

PS I am a barsteward with justice..

The basXXXX GP that wrecked my nuts, will get his 'time', slowly..... even if the civil courts wont help. Slow and steady.

 

[jack smith]

Must be hard to not do anything like hope your alright, dont think youd be in mich trouble if you had proof it was self defence though, take a camera or voice recorder next time and make sure you give multiple clear warnings for them to step back or you will use force, then your free to whip them as much as you like if they continue

 

[jack smith]

Use the shovel trick lol
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w7LtLDbMVlI

 

[dan_bo]

Big hole and plenty of lime.

 

[Cuchilo]

There are no wounds to report . He was very smart about that and thinking back over it everything he did was to get me to attack him . How can you headbutt someone about five times in the face and not leave a mark unless it wasn't intended to hurt but to cause a counter reaction .
Some people are just crazy

 

[Fnaar]

Take a piss in each corner of his allotment. And at the entrance. Then, by his logic (seemingly) it's yours, and you own all his vegetables (and any women that happen to be there)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Have you got a flamethrower?

 

[Mugshot]

No fighting from me but it was interesting watching him and his eyes . His anger was massive and all he wanted for me to do was attack him so he could react but I wouldn't .
He tried every trick in the book to try and get me to fight and I guess arrested but I'm in my 40's baby and nothing he did actually hurt . Pride took a bit of a knock but acting like a man and not fighting must win right ?

I dunno, I think there's a limit. I'm no fighter and I can't think of many things that I'd rather be doing less than rolling around scrapping with some lunatic but I don't think I could stand there while someone continued to headbutt me, congratulations on your self restraint but they sound to me the sort of person that needs a good smack on the hooter, in fact they sound like the sort of person that should have had one a number of years ago.

 

[Drago]

I'd have unscrewed his head and shat down his neck, but one of the advantages of being quite large is that standing up and discretely flexing usually sends the desired subliminal message and heads off such antics before they begin.

He reached for his pocket and said "I'm gonna stab ya", so in fear of your life you made a pre emptive strike, didnt you...?

 

[Mugshot]

I'd have unscrewed his head and shat down his neck, but one of the advantages of being quite large is that standing up and discretely flexing usually sends the desired subliminal message and heads off such antics before they begin.

He reached for his pocket and said "I'm gonna stab ya", so in fear of your life you made a pre emptive strike, didnt you...?

I can picture you now,

 

[Drago]

So you're my stalker?!

Can I have the chain back for my hat please?

 

[Mugshot]

So you're my stalker?!

Can I have the chain back for my hat please?

You can have it back if you can tell me how to delete google image search history

 

[ianrauk]

So what was it all about then?

 

[Bollo]

Big hole and plenty of lime.

Be sure to test the pH of your soil first. If the soil is already alkaline, adding lime may lock up nutrients, leading to stunted growth and yellowing.

I'm not following this, am I?

 

[Cuchilo]

So what was it all about then?

This was because I told him that I didn't want to be involved in the fight he was having with someone else over there .