Alone last night

[Katherine]

Hopefully one of your parents moves, or do you lie on top of them?

Not their room. In my old bedroom.

 

[claudbutler]

Since we have diverted from 'Singletons at bedtime' and are currently doing "What is [that] for, eh?", I would like to add strange domestic signs like "Home" (in case you forget where you are?), "Love" (yes, please!) or "Bath" (to remind drunken men not to use it as a urinal?) ...

I toyed with the idea of having a few made, such as "big lowercase sign", "UPPERCASE SIGN" or even a more surreal "This is not a sign and you have not read it"!

We have a sign a work that says THIS SIGN IS HERE FOR YOUR SAFETY , thats it thats all it says

 

[biggs682]

Looks like the same again tonight, might be a devil and try the other side

 

[Mugshot]

.... yeah, that stupid bit of cloth at the end of the bed ..... what exactly is that for eh?

On a golf weekend a couple of years ago my roomy forgot his key so I gave him mine, unfortunately no amount of hammering on the door a few hours and a number of beers later could wake him. One of the other lads was kind enough to allow me to sleep on the floor in his room. Those strips of cloth? Well, they just feel a little bit better than nothing at all, and the little extra cushion, bliss!!!

 

[Jaykun85]

this is why i like bieing single i get to star fish at night and even sleep diagonally

 

[NorthernDave]

they can be used for further fun when you check out too

Ha ha - I'm away for work later this month and I'm going to do this at the Travel Tavern

 

[Diggs]

Since we have diverted from 'Singletons at bedtime' and are currently doing "What is [that] for, eh?", I would like to add strange domestic signs like "Home" (in case you forget where you are?), "Love" (yes, please!) or "Bath" (to remind drunken men not to use it as a urinal?) ...

I toyed with the idea of having a few made, such as "big lowercase sign", "UPPERCASE SIGN" or even a more surreal "This is not a sign and you have not read it"!

The "love" one is easy. Just chop it in half, rearrange the two halves et voila! "velo" A new sign for your one true love

 

[mybike]

if not in same bed as Mrs Sub then its starfish mode and use all available room .

hotels is the same . and the cushions and cloth can be used to create a fun game similar to "shooting hoops" . they can be used for further fun when you check out too

I so wish I'd seen this earlier in the week whe we were oop north (well Cheshire really)

Not their room. In my old bedroom.

With the nursery rhyme wallpaper?

 

[Yellow Saddle]

We have a sign a work that says THIS SIGN IS HERE FOR YOUR SAFETY , thats it thats all it says

There's a bunch of useless signs at a beer garden I used to frequent (merely to read the signs of course) and one of them read Don't Lean Against This Sign. I can't remember the others but they were all things of that nature. Another one I think said Notice This Notice or somesuch. It was supposed to be an Irish establishment, if that makes any sense. Nowadays things are so PC that I am not allowed to draw any conclusions from that.

 

[ColinJ]

There's a bunch of useless signs at a beer garden I used to frequent (merely to read the signs of course) and one of them read Don't Lean Against This Sign. I can't remember the others but they were all things of that nature. Another one I think said Notice This Notice or somesuch. It was supposed to be an Irish establishment, if that makes any sense. Nowadays things are so PC that I am not allowed to draw any conclusions from that.

What, it is not PC to say that the Irish have a great sense of humour?

 

[OskarTennisChampion]

I haven't shared a bed for 28 years now or not sure which

I'm not surprised your nuts are numb