Alternative word meanings

[TheDoctor]

Hubble - a telescope that limps.

Nokia - I prefer to avoid Korean cars

Hydrangea - Tonto's covert companion.

 

[beanzontoast]

Aerosol - hot chocolate

 

[beanzontoast]

Directory - a Welsh vicarage

 

[661-Pete]

Forsythia - Brucie's bright yellow toupée, found in gardens.

 

[beanzontoast]

Pasta - finally overtake a woman

 

[beanzontoast]

Canticle - permission to get personal

 

[beanzontoast]

Suspension - work out details of old age income

 

[beanzontoast]

Louvre - to vaccum a toilet

 

[XmisterIS]

Bigoramus - An ingnorant bigamist.

 

[661-Pete]

Cuttlefish - fishmonger's sharpest knife.

Imposition - page from Kama Sutra for Elves...

 

[XmisterIS]

Buggery - The scientific study of small insects.

 

[Speicher]

Fuchia - to decide what plants to add to your garden next year.

 

[Paulus]

Brogues---West Indian version of the Pogues.

 

[Paulus]

Pear-----west country pea.

 

[TheDoctor]

Dandelion - smartly dressed feline.