Am I a good neighour or just a bit p****d

[yenrod]

i have been out for most of the afternoon at a lunch that turned into a drinking session. Mrs Greedo was going to pick me up but I said I wouldn't know when I'd be finished. So she's away to the shops.

Just got the train home and as i was walking up the road I noticed 2 of the houses on the road i live have a couple of lights on in the house, no cars and there always is and clean crisp untouched snow on the drives. The houses are set back from the road on our road and quite secluded and the streetlights are not the brightest.

Mmmmm I said to myself. That's an invite to burglars as it's obvious no one is home. So I walk up and down their drives to make foot prints to make it look as if someone is.

The bastard of a thing though when i get up to mine we have been broken into!!!!!!!!!!!

Only kidding!!! but when I got in and got changed and had a cup of tea i kind of thought. Am I pissed? or what!!

Where's the punch line - oh, its just a story

 

[yenrod]

This thread is hilarious.

I've asked the mods if it can be posted (belatedly) as a post of the year.

Though it will probably get zero votes as, probably being the only person likely to vote in favour, I will be barred, my vote already being cast.

I'll get your coat CROCK!

 

[Greedo]

Where's the punch line - oh, its just a story

And your point IS??????????

 

[Gromit]

I remember once walking home from a night out, whilst being drunk and helping toads to get to the other side of the road. It took me ages to get home too, because there was soo many of them.

Now that's a good dead that I like to do.

 

[yenrod]

And your point IS??????????

a joke

 

[chap]

I think I am as I smashed a mug on the floor. never smash anything like that as well. That's Mres G's job. She has smashed more stuff when washing up than a person who smashes a lot of things up for a living.

To the extent she's not allowed anywhere near my Riedel wine glasses

Ho ho, you mean she smashes more stuff than a Greek toastmaster at a royal wedding

 

[Greedo]

Ho ho, you mean she smashes more stuff than a Greek toastmaster at a royal wedding

yip. for some strange reason she is very clumsy at the cleaning dishes.
Her favourite is sticking her hand in a wine glass with the cloth and smashing it. Drives me mad!

We have a dish washer but very rarley use it. She'd break things loading and unloading it

 

[threebikesmcginty]

We have a dish washer but very rarley use it. She'd break things loading and unloading it

You could always load and unload it yourself you lazy b*stard!