Am I being realistic?

[fossyant]

You realistically need a Degree or and a professional qualification these days, and journalism is one that I'd advise you get one. The degree will teach you the necessary skills.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Go to Uni.
You can be a cycle-hippy later and then you'll be able to write much more betterer about it like wot I can .....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If you never get the hang of writing you could still get a job with The Guardian.