Am I Getting Old?

[stephec]

Only take up the offer if you get a free Parker pen.

I've not even arranged my funeral expenses yet.

 

[stephec]

Talking of which, I was watching her on Countdown tonight and got aroused. Seven points, not bad, eh?

That must've been hard?

 

[stephec]

Will nurse let you go?

I'd rather she came with me, a bit like young Mr Grace in Are You Being Served.

 

[Beebo]

There was a 4,000 year old found on the bog in Ireland in 2011!

That's a long time. What was he reading?

 

[Salty seadog]

As the late great Dave Allen once said,"I'm happy to get older when you consider the alternative"

 

[perplexed]

I keep getting personal invites to go and view a retirement complex with 'assisted living'.

I'm in my 40s...