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[karen.488walker]

The bakers makes sausage rolls containing "real pork", am missing something here.. is there any other kind???
Walkers sensations are "made with real ingredients". wonders will never cease.
What have you noticed and where??

 

[TheDoctor]

No end of products that contain 'fewer chemicals'. This can only mean they're made of energy, I assume.

At the height of the BSE scare, the burger van on my local market had a sign up claiming that the burgers were '100% beef-free'. So no change there then!!!!

 

[Norm]

I was discussing the joys of the old Mini Traveller with an American acquaintance. He said that he loved the old Chevrolet Woodys, he had seen one with "real fake wood".

I was laughing so hard (at him) that I didn't even manage to vocalise the "How does that work, then?" question, let alone get an answer.