david1701
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cold scrambled eggs and sausages, was expecting a bit ming but its beautiful, ultimate leftovers food 
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wobbler
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It's been over an hour since you posted, do you still feel OK?
david1701
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weirdly I have just been ill, but pretty sure its unrelated (I have ibs so it happens a lot) do you think cold scrambled eggs are poisonous?
Keith Oates
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Cold scrambled egg is not poisonous as it is used very often in pre-made sandwiches and sold at fast food outlets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Absolutely deadly, lethal, 100% toxic and usualy found in the locked cupboard of pharmacists amongst Strichnine, cyanide and arsenic.
Rumour has it, that in the final episode of Midsomer murders, that all the survivors of the village who have not had the good fortune to be bumped off, have a garden party to celebrate their good fortune and the sandwich maker has plain scrambled egg in all the sandwiches, instead of egg and mayonaise which dilutes the toxins in the egg as instructed, and the next morning the postman from the neighbouring village finds everyone dead as dodo's, with scrambled egg foaming in their mouths and coming out of their nostrils.
In the middle ages, witches would not even touch the stuff in there black magic potions and preferred to use the likes of Toads eyes and poisonous mushrooms.
In the carribbean countries where they still perform black magic, a voodoo doll immersed in a bowl of scrambled egg will kill the victim in minutes or quicker.
Eat it at your peril, I'll stick to good old fashioned boiled eggs which are 100% safe unless you mince it up too much in your cabburettor before swallowing.
Oh and be carefull if you ever drop a boiled egg and it breaks, if the yolk and the white mix in the right proportions it becomes poisonous to touch so clean it up with rubber gloves and double wrap it in bin bags and ring the council to come and remove it so it can be incinerated.
Don't worry, just practising for April Fools day, there only slightly poisonous.
david1701
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you guys aren't funny 
rikki
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- Limestone Coast, South Australia
Cold scrambled eggs should be fine.
They were in the fridge with the sausages, weren't they?
I've not had cold scrambled eggs for breakfast, but cold sausages that survive supper are fought over in our house at breakfast time.
They were in the fridge with the sausages, weren't they?
I've not had cold scrambled eggs for breakfast, but cold sausages that survive supper are fought over in our house at breakfast time.
.... I don't think that is necessarily an indication of High Cuisine!
Totally OT
"Hello is that "Go Compare" - I would like a quote for Life Insurance"
"Very Good Sir, I am sure we can help - can you tell me your address?"
"14 Church Lane Midsommer"
"Did you say Midsommer sir?
The quaint little village with the large graveyard and high population turnover? "
"Yes"
Phone goes dead....
"Hello is that "Go Compare" - I would like a quote for Life Insurance"
"Very Good Sir, I am sure we can help - can you tell me your address?"
"14 Church Lane Midsommer"
"Did you say Midsommer sir?
The quaint little village with the large graveyard and high population turnover? "
"Yes"
Phone goes dead....
wobbler
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Is that true?
I had my money on DCI Tom Barnaby as the mass killer, because when he was an ordinary pc in Causton everyone in Midsomer took the p ... err ... and called him pc Barnacle. So he swore to himself once he reached the top he would take his revenge by finishing them off one by one and then planting evidence to get someone else convicted of the crime.
Oh, I've just read the bit about April Fools day, phew my money's safe.
