Amazon's terms & conditions. Zombie clause.

[PeteXXX]

Amazon’s web services arm has in its terms of service, a special clause that kicks in in the event of corpses consuming human flesh and the fall of civilisation.

Clause 57.10 of the AWS terms of service states: “This restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organised civilisation.”

Got to cover all the bases, I suppose


Story shamelessly stolen from 'No such thing as a fish' podcast.

 

[Welsh wheels]

Amazon’s web services arm has in its terms of service, a special clause that kicks in in the event of corpses consuming human flesh and the fall of civilisation.

Clause 57.10 of the AWS terms of service states: “This restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organised civilisation.”

Got to cover all the bases, I suppose


Story shamelessly stolen from 'No such thing as a fish' podcast.

Haha noobs

 

[I like Skol]

I just checked and it's true!

 

[PeteXXX]

I just checked and it's true!

Would I lie?

 

[smutchin]

Oh what wacky funsters! Such a sense of humour shows they must be all-round good eggs and not the tax-dodging scumbags we take them for.

 

[classic33]

Would I lie?

Always worth checking, something else may have been missed.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Just don't go anywhere near their site,or you might end up with some art deco cats and a chintzy looking electric fire!
I have a fear that even by just looking(not clicking anything)at their page, will mean you order something without your knowledge or approval!

 

[classic33]

Just don't go anywhere near their site,or you might end up with some art deco cats and a chintzy looking electric fire!
I have a fear that even by just looking(not clicking anything)at their page, will mean you order something without your knowledge or approval!

Could explain the "Zombie Clause".

 

[winjim]

Does it have a human centipede clause?

 

[welsh dragon]

Amazon’s web services arm has in its terms of service, a special clause that kicks in in the event of corpses consuming human flesh and the fall of civilisation.

Clause 57.10 of the AWS terms of service states: “This restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organised civilisation.”

Got to cover all the bases, I suppose


Story shamelessly stolen from 'No such thing as a fish' podcast.

I really do think you need to get out more Pete.

 

[Ianboydsnr]

Oh what wacky funsters! Such a sense of humour shows they must be all-round good eggs and not the tax-dodging scumbags we take them for.

I thought they managed being both. Fun and tax dodging.

 

[PeteXXX]

I really do think you need to get out more Pete.

What! With the zombie apocalypse in the offing

 

[PeteXXX]

Does it have a human centipede clause?

Not checked for that one..

 

[classic33]

What! With the zombie apocalypse in the offing

Is it just coincidence they've sold out of their Zombie Survival Kit?

 

[Drago]

What about Bigfoot?