Amusing Signs

[Sharky]

Stopped behind a white van at the traffic lights yesterday.

It was a hire van from a firm called "Lobster Van Hire". What caught my eye and I keep smiling to myself, was the little sign on the back that said

"There are no lobsters kept in this van overnight!"

 

[ianrauk]

See a bakers van on my commute now and again with 'there are no doughnuts left in this vehicle overnight'

 

[CanucksTraveller]

 

[roadrash]

ive mentioned this before, I once saw a truck that delivers portable toilets to festivals etc with a sticker that said......................................no stools left on this vehicle overnight

 

[TVC]

This Google translate failure turned up on Twitter earlier today.

 

[ColinJ]

Must have been something that I ate ...

 

[TVC]

Another one from twitter

 

[User32269]

There was a small van parked up in Speke, Liverpool a while ago, it was from a gym. On the back the sign said 'Tired of being fat and ugly? Join our gym and just be ugly.'

 

[jayonabike]

Seen on the back of a white van written in the dirt

"The only tool in this van is the driver"

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Amusing hashtag

 

[Drago]

Ah, the poo lorry is a local celeb

 

[TVC]

This is my photo from Luton Airport last summer, outside the gents at check in. Anyone fancy touching any of those buttons? Not me.

 

[MiK1138]

There is a Kilmarnock Butcher called WW Wales back of their vans say "Best Scotch Beef from Wales" cracks me up everytime

 

[Drago]

They recently closed, but there used to be a firm in Northampton called Sofa King, and Carncil got their knickers in a twist because the tagline on the sign read "Our Deals are Sofaking Good."

 

[Racing roadkill]