Amusing tattoos

[gavintc]

The camel toe one is quite funny and relatively hidden.

 

[bauldbairn]

This was the woman who tried to sue the tattooist as she claimed she only asked for one star, fell asleep and when she woke up...this was the result. In fact she did ask to have them all done, realised the ramifications that she would have with her father and made the story up.

You couldn't make it up!!

Thought I recognised her from somewhere - so she really got it done to piss off her dad, then changed her mind. Too late!

When I was 15, I pierced my own ear(twice) - cause I was told not to!
I now don't wear earings.

My girlfriend at the time - dyed her hair pink - cause her dad told her not to!
She now doesn't have Pink hair.

I take it that woman still has the "stars" then?

 

[bauldbairn]

Can you kindly only post pictures that are deemed suitable for this forum ie no nude or rude. Thanks.

Hey! Did I miss something?

 

[Gasman]

Newspaper columnist, Jack McLean, once described seeing a chap on a West Coast (of Scotland) beach. Trousers rolled up, hankie on head, shirt off and ample gut spilling over his waistband, several noxious children running around him and emblazoned across his chest was an outstretched eagle with the legend "Born to Raise Hell!"

Heres another delight

A few more HERE (some NSFW)

 

[Over The Hill]

Did you hear about the Matron in the hospital, she went back to the staff room and exclaimed "I have seen a strange thing; I just gave the man in bed 4 a blanket bath and he has MUD tattooed on his penis".
The attractive student nurse replied " that's odd, when I gave him a blanket bath yesterday his tattoo read Manchester United"

 

[junglegusset]

You've probably seen this one before but I still like it: http://www.sheldonbrown.com/images/leoego-tattoo.gif

There's also this, not actually a tatoo but quite funny and not for the feint hearted: http://www.bikecult.com/works/chainring/CRheadplate2.jpg

 

[Bman]

I think this is the stupidest tattoo I've ever seen. If there is one way to get shot without carrying anything resembling a firearm... this is it.

Edit: Love the new mods' avitar