An altercation with a pensioner.

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AndyRM

XOXO
Location
North Shields
A new one for me on my short stroll from work to the Metro station this evening...

There is a pelican crossing en route which I was half way across when I noticed the car at the front of the queue rolling into my path. An elderly lady was behind the wheel, but looking down distracted by her mobile phone. Somewhat alarmed I let out a startled "Whoah! Watch what you're doing!" and was greeted with a scowl and a barrage of abuse as she slammed her brakes on.

I walked round behind her car and continued on my way. We met again at the next set of lights and she clearly wasn't finished with me as she pulled onto the pavement, got out and walked up to me, poking her finger into my face and yelling, eventually progressing to hitting me in the chest! It was so surreal I started laughing as I told her to calm down. Eventually she did and said "I'll be looking out for you sonny!" before getting back in her car and driving off (through a red light).

I'm not sure I've ever experienced anything so weird or ridiculous whilst doing something as mundane as walking down a stretch of pavement.
 

wheresthetorch

Dreaming of Celeste
Location
West Sussex
Was it Ronnie Pickering's mum?
 

pawl

Legendary Member
Over dosed on the Phylosan.Dont know what the world is coming to.Should have her pension book taken away.

What they don’t even have pension books anymore for
 

midlife

Legendary Member
Did she look like this? ....

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Over dosed on the Phylosan.Dont know what the world is coming to.Should have her pension book taken away.

What they don’t even have pension books anymore for

Yes, no more pension books, it gets paid straight into the bank.
 
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User6179

Guest
A new one for me on my short stroll from work to the Metro station this evening...

There is a pelican crossing en route which I was half way across when I noticed the car at the front of the queue rolling into my path. An elderly lady was behind the wheel, but looking down distracted by her mobile phone. Somewhat alarmed I let out a startled "Whoah! Watch what you're doing!" and was greeted with a scowl and a barrage of abuse as she slammed her brakes on.

I walked round behind her car and continued on my way. We met again at the next set of lights and she clearly wasn't finished with me as she pulled onto the pavement, got out and walked up to me, poking her finger into my face and yelling, eventually progressing to hitting me in the chest! It was so surreal I started laughing as I told her to calm down. Eventually she did and said "I'll be looking out for you sonny!" before getting back in her car and driving off (through a red light).

I'm not sure I've ever experienced anything so weird or ridiculous whilst doing something as mundane as walking down a stretch of pavement.


You should of decked her !!!!!!:biggrin:
 
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AndyRM

AndyRM

XOXO
Location
North Shields
 

screenman

Squire
Poor old dear, fancy having to share her roadspace with pedestrians. Report at the soonest, we're you wearing a helmet.
 
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User482

Guest
A new one for me on my short stroll from work to the Metro station this evening...

There is a pelican crossing en route which I was half way across when I noticed the car at the front of the queue rolling into my path. An elderly lady was behind the wheel, but looking down distracted by her mobile phone. Somewhat alarmed I let out a startled "Whoah! Watch what you're doing!" and was greeted with a scowl and a barrage of abuse as she slammed her brakes on.

I walked round behind her car and continued on my way. We met again at the next set of lights and she clearly wasn't finished with me as she pulled onto the pavement, got out and walked up to me, poking her finger into my face and yelling, eventually progressing to hitting me in the chest! It was so surreal I started laughing as I told her to calm down. Eventually she did and said "I'll be looking out for you sonny!" before getting back in her car and driving off (through a red light).

I'm not sure I've ever experienced anything so weird or ridiculous whilst doing something as mundane as walking down a stretch of pavement.
She had probably seen you cycling.
 
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