An explanation of my avatar

[blazed]

Let me say this, the red person represents me, the others respresent you. Dont take it the wrong way, but for every million of you there is one red person like me. People like me are the sort of people who dont walk down the street but glide, we dont reply when you say "good morning" or "nice weather" because time is money, and frankly nothing about you says money. Can you become a red person? Some of you maybe, none of us are born red. There, now you know.

 

[ComedyPilot]

[Gets bucket of popcorn (with hole drilled in bottom) £2.50 of pick n mix, and settles down for the fireworks]

 

[Flying_Monkey]

I can't help noticing that the little red man has no willy...

...yep, it is an uncanny likeness!

 

[jig-sore]

school holidays, getting bored again are we ????

OK people, lets play games with the child. post up a pic of the avatar you think blazed should have.

no explanation needed on this one...

 

[Gerry Attrick]

I spit in the faces of red people. There is only one me. You don't even know when I'm on the street as I move too fast for you mere red mortals to sense. Mornings nor evenings are irrelevant to me, and money is a token which the lower orders crave. My all-seeing eye feeds information to me of which you are unaware. Be warned oh red people, you are but transients in my universe. Do not seek to usurp the power of the eye!!!!!!

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hen haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! (etc)

 

[blazed]

I can't help noticing that the little red man has no willy...

...yep, it is an uncanny likeness!

Willies lead to distractions from making money. I dont have time for a willy.

 

[blazed]

I spit in the faces of red people. There is only one me. You don't even know when I'm on the street as I move too fast for you mere red mortals to sense. Mornings nor evenings are irrelevant to me, and money is a token which the lower orders crave. My all-seeing eye feeds information to me of which you are unaware. Be warned oh red people, you are but transients in my universe. Do not seek to usurp the power of the eye!!!!!!

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hen haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! (etc)

At the end of the day though you're just an eye. You could make a good security camera at my new head office. How about it?

 

[Norm]

At the end of the day though you're just an eye.

And this from the person who is boasting about being a jelly baby.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

At the end of the day though you're just an eye. You could make a good security camera at my new head office. How about it?

Yeah but at least I've got a willy.....so there!

 

[HLaB]

I thought it was supposed to represent Morph as like the character you don't have speak gibberish blazed

 

[blazed]

I thought it was supposed to represent Morph as like the character you don't have speak gibberish blazed

Well its not i just told you what it represents i dont have time to read this drivel.

 

[HLaB]

Well its not i just told you what it represents i dont have time to read this drivel.

Dont read it then

 

[blazed]

Dont read it then

I dont know what you are i assume you are some sort of sea urchin but you are shrewd. Lets do buisness, i will have your kind being served in sea food resturants all over the world.

 

[jig-sore]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I made Mega Trillions of dosh today. Bet Ya didn't