An Ode to Spring.

[EltonFrog]

An Ode to Spring

In search of the hole, round and deep,
Where the rotary clothes drier should keep,
But alas, it hides, in the growing grass,
Lost in the weeds, what a pain in the arse.

Around and around, I search in vain,
For the elusive spot, it’s a bloody pain.
Through the garden, I wander and roam,
Hoping to find the hole alone.

Oh, little hole, where do you hide?
In shadows deep, or by the garden's side?
I'll keep on looking, with hope in my soul,
Until I find the missing hole.

 

[Beebo]

Mine is exactly 30 inches from a specific joint in the patio.
I still struggle to find it sometimes if I can’t remember which joint it is.

 

[Cycleops]

An Ode to Spring

In search of the hole, round and deep,
Where the rotary clothes drier should keep,
But alas, it hides, in the growing grass,
Lost in the weeds, what a pain in the arse.

Around and around, I search in vain,
For the elusive spot, it’s a bloody pain.
Through the garden, I wander and roam,
Hoping to find the hole alone.

Oh, little hole, where do you hide?
In shadows deep, or by the garden's side?
I'll keep on looking, with hope in my soul,
Until I find the missing hole.

...and is there honey still for tea?

 

[Jenkins]

I have a twig from the neigbour's tree that I put in the hole following exactly that problem a few years ago.

 

[Teamfixed]

And when you do find it and insert said pole you will be squirted with mucky rain water!
Great poem!