An open post to Fnarr.

[Cyclopathic]

Thought you might be interested in something my friend told me about his old club riding days.

He said "You'd get into a lot of trouble if you brought another rider off"

Which is ridiculous when you consider the skill that must be involved.

 

[TVC]

In those days racing was tough, you had to beat off a lot of stiff competition to make sure you came first.

 

[jayonabike]

I bet they were well hard back then

 

[accountantpete]

And the young girls would gaze longingly at your Banana







team replica bike

 

[Paulus]

Did you really have to wear your helmet?

 

[hopless500]

 

[vernon]

Anyone fancy a Stiffee?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

it's a neat trick if you can pull it off.

 

[Cyclopathic]

In those days racing was tough, you had to beat off a lot of stiff competition to make sure you came first.

Really, actually, properly laughed out loud and not just a slightly enthusiastic exhale.

 

[Durian]

Never had a racing bike when I was younger but the ladies did seem quite impressed when I showed 'em me Chopper.

 

[stephec]

Anyone fancy a Stiffee?

What about a Handjob?

 

[Fnaar]

An Italian girl once offered me a Pompino

 

[stephec]

Bet you didn't say no?

 

[Archie_tect]

He was framed... the Italians are good at that- it was blown up out of all proportion.

 

[nappadang]

If ever you are in need of a double entendre, have no fear............. I'll give you one