vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
A colleague of mine has been in an informal competition with me to see who could cultivate the best growth in a cup or other container over the years. It's been a close run thing with some weird and wonderful fungal growths.
He was rightly proud of this summer's effort - a rampant growth in a cup of coffee left over the summer break and I was envious until today......
I won the cup, plaque and shield with a carrier bag that seven or eight weeks ago contained some fruit and a sandwich box and today, when open contained:
Cider - or something that was brown, slightly viscous and smelled of scrumpy.
Fruit flies - too intoxicated by the cider or sedated by the carbon dioxide to fly out of the bag.
Fruit fly larvae and chrysalises.
It also beats my previous best - a pork pie left in a Belstaff motorcycle jacket pocket for six weeks.
Anyone done better?
He was rightly proud of this summer's effort - a rampant growth in a cup of coffee left over the summer break and I was envious until today......
I won the cup, plaque and shield with a carrier bag that seven or eight weeks ago contained some fruit and a sandwich box and today, when open contained:
Cider - or something that was brown, slightly viscous and smelled of scrumpy.
Fruit flies - too intoxicated by the cider or sedated by the carbon dioxide to fly out of the bag.
Fruit fly larvae and chrysalises.
It also beats my previous best - a pork pie left in a Belstaff motorcycle jacket pocket for six weeks.
Anyone done better?