An anecdote, by way of aside, about people's sense of being wronged. I had a mindblowingly smug commute home on Monday. I am a fairly smug commuter by default, but this was off the scale. I often choose a route that finishes on a three-mile downhill on the way in to work, so I am almost always faster than the other traffic, but of course it's three miles uphill from the off on the way back, so I am generally obliged to reign in the sense of superiority a little. On Monday, however, a brisk tailwind conspired with multiple roadworks to make me the unchallenged god of the A4118. I left a sorry trail of frustrated, impotent and sluggish motorists stretching from the city centre to the Uplands and beyond, and as the Sketty Road flattened out before me the traffic ahead came to a complete standstill as far as the eye could see. It wasn't until I zipped to the head of the queue that I realized they were waiting at a three-way temporary traffic light. The car at the front was way ahead of where it was supposed to wait, so I slotted into an accommodating variation on pole position, ahead of a single car that was waiting patiently to join from a side road immediately before the roadworks. A lengthy wait ensued, presumably accounted for by the phase in favour of the minor road in the three-way, at which no traffic had been waiting. Then a curious thing happened. A second before our light turned green, an oncoming car entered the rather lengthy roadworks. It's possible that the lights were not working correctly, but I am making an uncharitable guess that the driver had simply got fed up with waiting and decided to give it a go. We had little option but to wait. There was a pause, although not one long enough for the first car to emerge, and two more oncoming cars followed suit. It was clear that by the time they reached the end, our light was likely to be red again. Piqued horns were sounded. The second and third cars had caught up with the first, and I had decided to risk unpopularity by refusing to jump the next red, blocking the traffic behind, and restoring the rightful sequence of things. I steeled myself and waited for the three miscreant cars to reach us, preparing to make the blocking move if the light went amber or red. Then something extraordinary happened. A man some way back in the queue pulled out, sped to the front, and screeched to a halt, slotting his vehicle neatly into the entrance/exit like cork in a bottle. His mouth was square, and he was making extravagant gestures demanding that the offenders reverse. I reiterate that it was a long way. The oncoming car stopped - they were bumper to bumper. The third car in the oncoming trio edged closer to the second, and leaned on the horn (a bit rich, I thought). This ushered in a symphony of horns. No-one was going anywhere. No-one except me, that is. The light was still green! I squeezed past the intransigent quartet and made a dash for it. I felt sorry for the patient, untooting chap behind me, but not sorry enough to stop me laughing like a drain most of the way home. What is it with turkeys and Christmas? I might go that way again tonight, in search of more of the joys of traffic congestion.