annoying cyclists

Discussion in 'Commuting' started by hero of valour, 22 Aug 2012.

  1. hero of valour

    hero of valour Well-Known Member

    ...there's this early 40's couple who annoy the hell out of me when i run into them on my way to work....they basically move to the front of the lights, cycle off as quickly as humanly possible and then hold up everyone else....i then have to cycle around them at a time when the traffic allows only for them to do the same thing at the next set of lights (if we hit the same set again)....what do you say to these people???
  2. 400bhp

    400bhp Guru

    It was you in the other thread wasn't it. Go on fess up. :whistle:
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  3. Pat "5mph"

    Pat "5mph" A kilogrammicaly challenged woman Moderator

    ... Good morning ?? ;)
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  4. I have an annoying co*k on a fixed bike who I don't think has ever stopped at a red light in his life, at least not any time I've seen him :angry:
    Then there is 'pavement boy' who I used to see every morning, despite the roads being virtually deserted at 5am :angry:

    Only other one I see regularly is a guy that hops onto the pavement at the lights then back on the road 10 yards later :angry:
  5. Pauluk

    Pauluk Senior Member

    If you keep meeting at the next set of lights may be you don't need to over take them. If you were in a car doing the same thing you wouldn't be getting anywhere faster than anyone else you would be just using more petrol. :whistle:
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  6. Boris Bajic

    Boris Bajic Guest

    If another cyclist ran into me, I think I might be the one who had a right to be feel annoyed.

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  7. Boris Bajic

    Boris Bajic Guest

    But on a more serious note....

    I think the best way of annoying cyclists is to post puerile comments on helmet threads.

    It works a treat.

    What was the question?
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  8. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    I'd be annoyed if you ran into me as well!
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  9. Teuchter

    Teuchter Über Member

    Erskine, Scotland
    Ask why people like them always stop in front of people like you.

    Or just get over it and enjoy the cycle regardless.
  10. Reiver

    Reiver Ribbit, Ribbit.

    wind down the window of your Audi and shout "Make way for progress"
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  11. defy-one

    defy-one Guest

    Be at the front and cycle off quicker, they can't be THAT quick ;-)
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  12. Hip Priest

    Hip Priest Veteran

    Next time it happens, just sit up, light a Gauloises and contemplate the vanity of earthly concerns.
  13. There's a constant flow of cyclists on the road on the way to my works, some are two abreast amongst the heavy traffic
    holding me up ... and theres also pedestrians and more cyclists on the cycle path that runs parallel to the road also
    holding me up.
    So i take the mountain bike and do a warp factor 8 past the lot of them on the *grass* between road and cyclepath.

    (Got to keep the offroad skills fresh until i hit the forest tracks again).:thumbsup:
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  14. RedRider

    RedRider Pulling through

    Ha ha. I fart in his direction!
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  15. Bengarbage

    Bengarbage Active Member

    your too slow :smile:
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