Annual Health Checkup

[beancounter]

Went to the doctors last week for my annual checkup.

He said "You've got to stop masterbating".

I said "Why?"

He said "I'm trying to examine you".

bc

 

[gbb]

Very good bc...very good

 

[yorkshiregoth]

I was threatened by the staff in my local Homebase the other day.

I walked in the door and one of the staff asked if I wanted decking?

 

[simonali]

Woman in Homebase buys a wall mirror. Assistant asks "Do you want a screw for that?"

She replies "No, but I'll suck you off for a lawnmower"

 

[Milo]

ruined monitor now.