Annual Health Checkup

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by beancounter, 13 May 2008.

  1. beancounter

    beancounter Well-Known Member

    Location:
    South Beds
    Went to the doctors last week for my annual checkup.

    He said "You've got to stop masterbating".

    I said "Why?"

    He said "I'm trying to examine you".

    bc
     
  2. gbb

    gbb Legendary Member

    Location:
    Peterborough
    :ohmy::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

    Very good bc...very good
     
  3. yorkshiregoth

    yorkshiregoth Master of all he surveys

    Location:
    Heathrow
    I was threatened by the staff in my local Homebase the other day.

    I walked in the door and one of the staff asked if I wanted decking?
     
  4. simonali

    simonali Guru

    Woman in Homebase buys a wall mirror. Assistant asks "Do you want a screw for that?"

    She replies "No, but I'll suck you off for a lawnmower"
     
  5. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Location:
    Melksham, Wilts
    :biggrin: ruined monitor now.
     
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