swee'pea99
Squire
Excellent idea for these hard times from uber-fascist Simon Hoggart:
"With a little imagination, we could all make our children revenue generators instead of cost centres..."Congratulations on being invited to Barnaby's 9th birthday party! Please study the options below closely and tick your choices. Payment is accepted by cheque or credit card (not Amex). At the end of the party, do you wish your child to receive the standard goody bag at £5 ( ), the luxury bag at £10 ( ) or for £15 the Master of the Universe bag ( )?
"Swimming pool vouchers are available for £2 per child, £4 adults, optional swimwear rental available. Compulsory verruca check, £1.
"Birthday tea will be in two shifts. Basic refresher, including fish paste sandwiches and orange squash, is available for £6. The gourmet deluxe meal, featuring lobster salad and hand-made macaroons by Patisserie Valencin, with glass of cava, is £29.50.
"Please make sure your child has an adequate supply of 50p coins to operate the toilet …"
"With a little imagination, we could all make our children revenue generators instead of cost centres..."Congratulations on being invited to Barnaby's 9th birthday party! Please study the options below closely and tick your choices. Payment is accepted by cheque or credit card (not Amex). At the end of the party, do you wish your child to receive the standard goody bag at £5 ( ), the luxury bag at £10 ( ) or for £15 the Master of the Universe bag ( )?
"Swimming pool vouchers are available for £2 per child, £4 adults, optional swimwear rental available. Compulsory verruca check, £1.
"Birthday tea will be in two shifts. Basic refresher, including fish paste sandwiches and orange squash, is available for £6. The gourmet deluxe meal, featuring lobster salad and hand-made macaroons by Patisserie Valencin, with glass of cava, is £29.50.
"Please make sure your child has an adequate supply of 50p coins to operate the toilet …"
