My new soon to be neighbour "tennant" is a local undertaker..i hope he doesn't get an incinerater in his garden...
I wish we had one here. It might come in handy for when Mr WD disappears,. Unexpectedly.

I used to live next door but one to an undertakers, you could see the chapel of rest from the back bedroom.My new soon to be neighbour "tennant" is a local undertaker..i hope he doesn't get an incinerater in his garden...

Is that their choice?I don't have near neighbours. No neighbours=no hassle.

My new soon to be neighbour "tennant" is a local undertaker..i hope he doesn't get an incinerater in his garden...
I regularly arrange my barbe to look like that. It keeps the neighbours guessing, especially if you play strange music at the time.This is possibly an urban myth, but there was a story circulating in London many years ago where the Grandmother of an Asian family living in suburbia died, and they built a funeral pyre in the back garden.The neighbours weren't happy.
There was a time when they were oh so middle class! We've never had one... we used to have a brazier, but it rusted to bits.Neighbour's with a Chiminea. Chavtastic
You have my sympathies for the smoke, the smell and for having neighbours who are the sort to have bought one.
I was in the cemetery the other day, the air was thick with smoke from nearby allotments!

I don't have near neighbours. No neighbours=no hassle.
This is possibly an urban myth, but there was a story circulating in London many years ago where the Grandmother of an Asian family living in suburbia died, and they built a funeral pyre in the back garden.The neighbours weren't happy.
I believe they are called "Fellow inmates"
No. Its called living in the middle of nowhere with only sheep as neighbours