Any jobs going?

[Drago]

Well, looks like Robert Mugabe has been deposed.

This got me thinking. What does a recently unemployed elderly dictator with a penchant for whacky outfits and hilarious quotes do with himself?

Does he retire? Does he become an MP for UKIP? What would you do in that situation?

 

[Markymark]

Moderator?

 

[Spinney]

 

[Drago]

Good responses!

 

[Spiderweb]

Panto

 

[raleighnut]

Car Park attendant (as long as he can wear his own uniform)

 

[Spiderweb]

Talk show host on RT Television.

 

[Spinney]

International lecture circuit

 

[Melvil]

Moderator?

Wot MarkyMark said.

 

[Melvil]

Although licensing his image for a new range of DictatorDolls (TM) would make for lovely Christmas presents for the children.

 

[Paulus]

Permanent celebrity for Christmas lights switcher on.

 

[biggs682]

He can come and tidy up my garage for me if he wants

 

[Bollo]

Moderator?

To quote wikipedia

"...[Mugabe] has been derided as a dictator responsible for economic mismanagement, widespread corruption, racial discrimination, human rights abuses, suppression of political critics and crimes against humanity."

Too soft for modding IMO.

 

[Markymark]

He can come and tidy up my garage for me if he wants

I'm not sure his crimes warrant that cruel a punishment.

 

[biggs682]

I'm not sure his crimes warrant that cruel a punishment.

ooh that's harsh