Any jobs going?

[Mugshot]

I thought PCSO was generally the cushy shoe-in option.

 

[Levo-Lon]

9mm target

 

[Drago]

To quote wikipedia

"...[Mugabe] has been derided as a dictator responsible for economic mismanagement, widespread corruption, racial discrimination, human rights abuses, suppression of political critics and crimes against humanity."

Too soft for modding IMO.

But not sufficiently qualified to lead Labour!

 

[TVC]

Strictly or I'm a Celeb... a tough choice.

 

[raleighnut]

Strictly or I'm a Celeb... a tough choice.

Masterchef.

 

[Melvil]

Strictly or I'm a Celeb... a tough choice.

Strike it lucky

 

[swee'pea99]

People don't use the term "treacherous shenanigans" nearly enough for my liking, so well done that man!

 

[Cycleops]

International lecture circuit

Make a good double act with Tony Blair.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Bingo caller.

 

[green1]

9mm target

I know TV can make you look bigger but surely not that much.

 

[Spinney]

Make a good double act with Tony Blair.

That is exactly who I had in mind!

 

[User32269]

There are strong rumours on Merseyside linking him to the vacant managers job at Everton after he was recently spotted on the dodgems at New Brighton fair. Apparently, blues fans would prefer him to Sam Allardyce?

 

[slowmotion]

Don't quite a lot of ex-dictators go and live in France?

 

[Drago]

Rumours are he is to be offered the Greek PM's job.

 

[PK99]

Another Marxist dictator, with hugely enriched henchmen and family attempting to establish a dynastic rule..
from the FT

https://www.ft.com/content/2e7b6fb4-93d3-11e7-bdfa-eda243196c2c


Robert Mugabe’s spy agency secretly controls a diamond miner in Zimbabwe’s Marange region that has enriched the president’s allies and funded state repression, according to an anti-corruption campaign group.