Any more bathroom problems, rants, confessions and pleasures?

[Katherine]

We've had urinals, modern baths and skipping showers.
Anything else?

We've got an unused bidet which my mother- in - law, who was a midwife, highly recommended, but it's rubbish. You can't get the temperature right without having flow rate too fast.

 

[slowmotion]

The raging controversy at Chateau Slomo is whether we should have carpet or tiles on the floor. What's the current fad?

 

[Mrs M]

Would never have carpet in the bathroom and bidets are for washing golf clubs in (according to Mr M).

 

[Davos87]

Is it still considered fashionable to get out of the bath to fart?

 

[slowmotion]

Would never have carpet in the bathroom and bidets are for washing golf clubs in (according to Mr M).

Bidets are great for socks too. Anyway, what's the problem with carpets?

 

[Mrs M]

Bidets are great for socks too. Anyway, what's the problem with carpets?

They get wet

 

[Stephenite]

I've never had a go on a bidet. Is it all it's cracked up to be?

 

[stephec]

You can have a jimmy in the shower as well if you aim it at the hole.

 

[slowmotion]

They get wet

Is it the water that worries people, or other "fluids".

 

[Lilliburlero]

bidets are for washing golf clubs in (according to Mr M)

 

[Stephenite]

You can have a jimmy in the shower as well if you aim it at the hole.

Jimmy? - Jimmy Choo?

 

[slowmotion]

They are good for hiking boots too.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Bidets are for feet and no other bodily part. The hose next to the toilet is handy though

 

[Mrs M]

Is it the water that worries people, or other "fluids".

Ahem

 

[slowmotion]

Ahem

I'm getting the faint impression that it is "The Other".