Any nominations for new Pope ?

[snorri]

Some guy on the wireless has been saying this resignation is going to cause all sort of procedural headaches, it's much simpler all round when they just die on the job as that's what management is geared up for..

 

[Dayvo]

He gave his notice in cos he was too old at 85.

Fair enough, but surely he was too old to take the job on at 78! FFS!

Bloody ridiculous.

 

[grumpyoldgit]

Is it really such a bad job anyway?

Comes with a uniform and a bespoke coachbuilt Mercedes greenhouse.
Must be a bugger having to kiss those runaways

Efa

 

[EltonFrog]

What one needs is an instant handy pocket sized pope, perhaps Apple could develop an Apple iPope. Then when things don't work, you can throw the feckin thing at a brick wall, in a fit of pique.

 

[brucers]

An Atheist!

 

[Dayvo]

[QUOTE 2310102, member: 1314"]I heard that![/quote]

The pope's not in the Vatican, he's Hindu house!

 

[GIOS]

 

[Spartak]

If Celtic beat Juventus tonight then perhaps ..........

.......... Neil Lennon

 

[grumpyoldgit]

Mrs Brown would make a fine pope

 

[Hacienda71]

 

[Minotier]

Richard Dawkins?

 

[postman]

This chap has been on leave since the Korean war ended.And i have found out he got his hearing back after an operation mentioned by Col Potter.Father Mulchay.Nice chap

 

[GIOS]

[QUOTE 2311026, member: 259"]I think we have a winner.

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I think he should get rid of the daily mail on his head.

 

[GIOS]

Where's that, Ted?

 

[Kies]

I think he should get rid of the daily mail on his head.

If he is ordained ..... I bet every bishop will demand a private audience