Any Somerset residents affected by the Earthquake?

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newfhouse

Resolutely on topic
It’s the end of days. I’m glad I’ve stockpiled chickpeas.
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
We know the chap who monitors at Earthquake House in Comrie, which is the most quaking town in Britain being on the Highland Fault. He says the equipment is so sensitive that sometimes when they get school parties he gets the kids to jump on some bedrock nearby then he shows them the trace of their jump!
 

classic33

Leg End Member
I missed it!

Fast asleep. Neighbours say it was dramatic.

We don't get much drama here.
Mid afternoon!
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
An oldie but goldie:

An earthquake measuring 3.0 on the Richter scale hit Bridgewater in the early hours. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fuuuckinell".

The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair.

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. The Bridgewater Gazette reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in the town. One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "it was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning".

Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals.

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.

Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:

Baseball caps

Full matching tracksuits

Nike Huarachi trainers

Tartan pyjamas

UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.

Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, Tins of baked beans, ice cream, Cans of Strong Bow or Special Brew and of course pies.

22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.

£3 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.

£8 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
 

captain nemo1701

Space cadet. Deck 42 Main Engineering.
Location
Bristol
I'm a geologist too, we do drilling work down there....:laugh::laugh::laugh:.
Another fun oldie:

We Will rebuild:
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