Anybody going to the naked dining restaurant

[Mr Celine]

Mrs Celine would have to avoid the soup.

She might think she had heartburn when in fact she was being scalded.

 

[Fnaar]

We got thrown out when I spilled my sauce all over Mrs Fnaar's dumplings.

 

[postman]

I was sat next to a table with two cyclists at it.i could tell they both had helmets.Anyway one of them said he was such a regular he was going to do a piles chart.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

If I go as Batman can I keep a capon?

 

[ayceejay]

Waiter! there's a hair in my soup, a short curly one.

 

[raleighnut]

They've booked this guy for the background music.


View: https://youtu.be/ZLE60Aspsu4

 

[stephec]

The chef's going to have to be very careful with his chopper.

 

[jefmcg]

2 pages in, and no one has made a joke about it being a pop up restaurant?

 

[mark st1]

Soup of the day...
Cockaleekie

 

[ufkacbln]

If I go as Batman can I keep a capon?

In a "doggy" bag?

 

[ufkacbln]

2 pages in, and no one has made a joke about it being a pop up restaurant?

DAMHIKT
It is a general rule that those who relish public nudity.... Are the ones who should be covered up!

 

[numbnuts]

Eating ones dinner in the nude is the same as eating your dinner with clothes on.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Eating ones dinner in the nude is the same as eating your dinner with clothes on.

..... Until you spill hot soup into your lap ...

 

[numbnuts]

..... Until you spill hot soup into your lap ...

As they say "so far so good"