Anyone for Cricket?

[Speicher]

Trimblethorpe Cricket Club have very generously decided to let Cycle Chat have the use of their Cricket ground for our Annual Cricket Match.

On his way out now from the Pavilion to warm up is Dayvo, our first bowler. He will be bowling to Accountantpete.

I think we need a second batsman, is anyone ready to get padded up?

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Only if they promise to bowl underarm.

 

[Speicher]

I am not sure Dayvo knows how to bowl underarm. You will be telling me next that you want to use a tennis ball instead of a cricket ball.

Perhaps while we warm up, he could bowl underarm.

 

[accountantpete]

Can I have leg please.

 

[Speicher]

Have you only got one leg?

 

[accountantpete]

No, I have two but have changed my mind - middle and off please.

 

[Speicher]

Silly mid off?

 

[accountantpete]

No silly- I am taking guard.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Hold on chaps, let's not get ahead of ourselves! Who's doing refreshments?

 

[Speicher]

Here is Dayvo then. Polishing his ball

Running up, over arm with fast spin to Accountantpete

 

[Speicher]

Hold on chaps, let's not get ahead of ourselves! Who's doing refreshments?

I think that is Arch in the Pavilion with the cucumber sandwiches. There might also be some samosas.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I think that is Arch in the Pavilion with the cucumber sandwiches. There might also be some samosas.

Ok, as you were then. Slow leg spin bowler, me. Looks like it might turn a bit.

 

[Arch]

I think that is Arch in the Pavilion with the cucumber sandwiches. There might also be some samosas.

I only bought 300 cucumbers, do you think it'll be enough?

 

[Speicher]

thwonk ... good hit, ACP

weeeeeee ...splosh



oh ohh straight into Mr Gribley's pond.

 

[accountantpete]

Can we have our ball back please mister?