I guess that's a NO then
Had a great day, me and 2 pals, 71 miles 5 hrs 20 mins riding, 2 unplanned deflations (not mine for a change), good karma fixing another cyclists broken chain and recieving Mr Kipling Cappucinno slices in return. Weather was good, route lumpy, if you're not descending then you're climbing, apart from the ferry car park I don't think there is anywhere flat on the island.
If you've never ridden the Isle of Wight circuit, then you should, it's worthy terrain!